me n my turtle boyfriend

me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell
13 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 45021 notes  via / org
If Marco made a sex tape would it be called a Marco-Porno?

Anonymous
20 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 349 notes  via / org
thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

20 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 49375 notes  via / org
toskakid:

i made a tutorial for male crotches

toskakid:

i made a tutorial for male crotches

22 hours ago on 04.15.14   ★ 7180 notes  via / org

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

22 hours ago on 04.15.14   ★ 193955 notes  via / org

The scene with Jean being rude to his mum in the second OVA really hurt; not only bc his mum is the cutest thing around; but because the person that stepped up and told him to respect her was Eren

The kid that after having an argument with /his/ mum LOST HER. Like fuck diggity dog; Eren would be so grateful to even see his mum again so I can’t imagine what he thought when he saw Jean yelling at her like thatttttt

22 hours ago on 04.15.14   ★ 3 notes  

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

23 hours ago on 04.15.14   ★ 113035 notes  via / org
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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

2 days ago on 04.14.14   ★ 174618 notes  via / org
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